21
May
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take that, seattle! did the entire ride home - uphill all the way - in the big gear without gasping. hello fit me, nice to see you again.
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just spent a little more than i should at nau.com buying everything i ever loved since i’ll never be able to get it again. goodbye nau.
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Now that’s a jacket
Fuck you and your anoraks, Seattle.
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The wonderous legs of Oscar Pistorius
Or, as i like to call it, fuck the jetpack, just augment me. Grinders unite! Mutant olympics here we come!
20
May
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its been years since i ate an actual PowerBar. i never realized how horrible they tasted until i switched to nothing but Clif bars for years
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only 16% ? That seems kinda low to me.
Actually, the new scientist is surprised by how low that figure is as well.
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how is it possible that i live in a 600 sq ft studio and still need a maid - and a decorator? i am the worst gay ever. can i start this move over?
19
May
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Don’t Think. Just Listen.
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OH: “he wore a little too much Drakkar or something.”